Force FX 'Lightsaber Construction Set' NIB Minor Wear
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Sith, Jedi pffft... Who needs 'em? Bunch of bloody space monks with a big ruddy chip on their collective shoulder if ya ask me. Always runnin' around making the galaxy safer for the pursuit of good, or the expansion of evil. It all sounds like fascist mumbo jumbo ta hard workin' fellas like m'self. How 'bout makin' the galaxy safer for average workin' folks? Don't hear talk like that much on Coruscant these days. Heck, just last week two Jedi dropped outta the sky, hotwired m' speeder, an' tore off on a high speed joyride through the local power transfer station. Brand new speeder, an they fried half the power couplings in the primary drive flyin' it through high voltage plasma transfer arcs. I had ta scrimp an' save for fifteen cycles just ta put a down payment on that sucker, an just like that... Poof, fried! I tear up jus' thinkin' 'bout them blaster burns in th' custom paint. Think insurance is gonna cover acts of the Jedi order? Hah! Bunch o' loonies with lightsabers if ya ask me. That's the biggist joke of 'em all right there. Lightsabers... "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age." Wanna know what the lightsaber tech started out as? It's none other than the best 'Plumbers Helper' ta ever be invented this side of the corespin spiral arm colonies. Ya heard it here first. The lightsaber
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