April 24, 2024
Neal Neil Sofaworks Sloth needs a new home
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A brand new sofaworks sloth looking for a new home, who has managed to get hold of a tablet to write his own description: Hi I'm Neal and I long so much to be loved. I'm fed up talking only to a duck (see photo 1) - after all, the only sound it makes is a quack! The room I live in has a sign that says "home", which is very pretty, but seems to ignore the fact that the room is not at all homely, or not for me anyway. I stare and stare at this picture they have of the seaside, but they have never taken me there. I also spend hours staring out of the window at the children playing in the street outside. If only that were me! Instead, I'm forced to bake in this room with the fire on (see picture for proof if you don't believe me), I would love to be able to ride a bike instead of baking inside in my fur coat! And as for this sign that says "cwtch" - nobody has ever given me a cwtch or a cuddle. False promises, if you ask me. It wouldn't be so bad if I could entertain myself with the tv but they leave it switched off all day! Whose idea was it to ship us all out with new sofas anyway?! All I long for is a new home, with somebody who will love me and will be my friend. Could that be you?
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