Retro Wood or Metal Humorous Swimming Pool Rules Sign

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Rare Retro Humorous "Rules" Sign for your Swimming Pool This handcrafted vintage looking wood or metal (your choice) tongue-in-cheek Pool Rules sign measures a large 17'' x 44'' . The sign is fade resistant so feel free to display it outside. Creates a warm and welcoming atmosp around your swimming pool. Crafted with TLC in the U SA .Please allow up to 3 weeks for delivery of all signs and triple check any personalized entries to ensure accuracy! This sign is worth the wait! This sign reads: -NO EXCESSIVELY BRIEF BATHING SUITS (Unless you can pull it off...This is a tough crowd) - IF YOU HAVE A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE, DO NOT SWIM (Go have a beer. Everybody'll know the guy drinking the beer has a contagious disease). - NONSWIMMERS ARE TO STAY OUT OF THE DEEP END. You may be asked to demonstrate your swimming ability (Don't embarass yourself). - NO GLASS CONTAINERS (Only stainless steel martini shakers allowed). - NO SWIMSUIT? YOUR TEE-SHIRT IS NOT ADEQUATE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. (Unless you happen to be female). - ONE PERSON AT-A-TIME ON DIVING BOARD (proof of health insurance may be requested). - NO LOITERING (Unless you are making cocktails or have knowledge of CPR). - THE INFLATABLE ZEBRA IS FOR THE KIDS! OUR SIGNS MAKE GREAT GIFTS! All of our signs are BRAND NEW . Many are custom ordered and will take up to 3 weeks to produce. read more

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