This Week in Geek 4/23

Cover to Godland 22
Cover to Hulk VS Hercules
Cover to Batman 675

Now that Pennsylvania has muddied the waters of the race for the Democratic Presidential Candidate even more it’s time we as Americans focus on something that matters. Batman is going to die! Or maybe that sentence would read better as “Batman is going to die?”. The issue before Batman RIP, which starts next month, hit the stands today and nerds everywhere fell for the same trick we always do when a comic company says they’re going to kill a major character. We all rushed to the comic shop and bought our Batman like good little nerds and then immediately went to the Internet to started screaming. Some of us are praising Batman series writer Grant Morrison, others want him strung up and beaten with socks full of nickels. Regardless of which side you’re on chances are you bought the prequel to Batman RIP. Which brings me to the first pick of the week. But first, an open letter to Wildstorm Comics fans: If there is anyone out there that cares at all about the “Number of the Beast” event that came out today I ask that you email me. The reason being is that I’m relatively convinced that no one cares about Wildstorm Universe anymore and who ever let it sink to this point, and I’m talking to you Dan DiDio, needs to be held responsible. Any Wildstorm fans out there? Cricket cricket… If I’m wrong then post in the Comic Book Community forums at Worthpoint.com and convince me. Anyway, where were we:

Batman #675, DC, Written by Grant Morrison with art by Ryan Benjamin
I am decidedly in the Pro-Grant Morrison camp and thusly very excited for the upcoming RIP storyline. I trust Morrison, yes he’s taken us on some roller coaster rides to nowhere in the past, (“Seven Soilders” being the most recent) but he has more wins than losses. Morrison is to Batman what Manny Ramirez is to the Red Sox; a mouthy self satisfied jerk that may not knock the ball out of the park consistently but he’s always good for double. I’m waiting on third Grant, now bring me home.

Hulk VS Hercules One-Shot, Marvel, Written by Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente with art by various artists
Now if you are like me then you love “The Incredible Hercules” and can’t get enough of the herky stuff. However, I am aware a small but vocal group of nay-sayers who cried foul, don’t worry I’m not launching into another baseball analogy) when the Hulk left his book to be replaced by the Son of Zeus. First of all you people are idiots who obviously don’t like to read great comics. OK, maybe that came off as harsh but seriously, if you don’t love “The Incredible Hercules” then don’t pick up the “Hulk VS Hercules” because it’s written by the same great writing team, it’s excellent and you obviously don’t like excellence in your comics. I would recommend picking up the Wildstorm “Number of the Beast” crossover that came out today which should cater perfectly to your crappy comic tastes.

Godland #22, Image Comics, Written by Joe Casey with art by Tom Scioli
If you loved anything that Jack Kirby did at either Marvel or DC then you already love Godland. This is seriously the best comic on the stands that nobody is reading. If you’re a fan of Casey’s work then you know of his witty dialog and visual storytelling style. Paired with art of Tom Scioli, albeit his aping of Kirby, makes “Godland” a wacky-psychedelic-sci-fi masterpiece that makes me smile every month.

So I’m serious about the Wildstorm fans. I want to hear form you guys. Get on Worthpoint.com and post! Personally I used to love Wildstorm and I still, to this day, get made fun of for the letter I wrote to WildCATS when I was sixteen. Now the DC-owned imprint just seems like an experiment gone wrong trying to cash in on characters I used to love. I feel like it’s over for Wildstorm and the only thing left to do is look the company in the eyes, admit that you used to love it but it’ll never be the same again and shoot it in the head Old Yeller style. “It’s my dog Ma, I’ll do it”. BLAM!

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