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Sith, Jedi pffft... Who needs 'em? Bunch of bloody space monks with a big ruddy chip on their collective shoulder if ya ask me. Always runnin' around making the galaxy safer for the pursuit of good, or the expansion of evil. It all sounds like fascist mumbo jumbo ta hard workin' fellas like m'self. How 'bout makin' the galaxy safer for average workin' folks? Don't hear talk like that much on Coruscant these days. Heck, just last week two Jedi dropped outta the sky, hotwired m' speeder, an' tore off on a high speed joyride through the local power transfer station. Brand new speeder, an they fried half the power couplings in the primary drive flyin' it through high voltage plasma transfer arcs. I had ta scrimp an' save for fifteen cycles just ta put a down payment on that sucker, an just like that... Poof, fried! I tear up jus' thinkin' 'bout them blaster burns in th' custom paint. Think insurance is gonna cover acts of the Jedi order? Hah! Bunch o' loonies with lightsabers if ya ask me. That's the biggist joke of 'em all right there. Lightsabers... "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age." Wanna know what the lightsaber tech started out as? It's none other than the best 'Plumbers Helper' ta ever be invented this side of the corespin spiral arm colonies. Ya heard it here first. The lightsaber is a toilet plunger, and a durned good one at that. Don' try tellin' me any different. I know all about them legendary caves on Ilum, an' sure the Jedi go there fer them 'focusing' crystals, but tha's jus' a wild goose chase they send tha padawans on ta' give 'em a 'worthy quest'. Fact o' tha matter is it was Lembry McCannin of Tlalok IV who first devised the arc plasma toilet snake. McCannin's plasma snake serv'd as the 'advanced off-world tech' that the Jedi order coupled with a 'forging ritual' (that of sendin' padawans on a hokum fools errand to collect space rocks) ta forge their 'lustrious sidearms. Just a bunch a hocus-pocus... These spaceknights, they think their poop don' stink, an here they all are flyin' 'round tha universe, makin' life hard all over for hard workin folks. An' whut're they doin' it wit'? Toilet plungers. Well, in thet case there ain't no good reason an enterprisin' plumber like m'self can't cut hisself inta tha action. See here, I got a new drive train ta pay for on my speeder, and a bunch a 'Lightsaber Construction Sets' ta auction off ta make th' bills. So everybody wins. Well, ever'body 'cept them Jedi, I guess. It's a darned shame 'bout them younglins' after all... So, Here's the facts: What you are bidding on is one New in Box Master Replicas Force FX Lightsaber Construction Set. The photo of the loose saber is another that has been opened for display. The one up for auction is factory sealed, never opened, and in beautiful shape. The box is in excellent condition, with no significant blemishes and very little evident storage wear (the finish shows some rubbing and some a pressure dimple on the front, but that's it). Due to its highly collectible value this Lightsaber will be well packed and cushioned, shipped in a new corrugated box. Please check the photos, and fire any questions in my direction. I'll be happy to provide detailed photos on request, and/or check around to get you the best shipping rate possible. Thanks for checking out the auction, and May the Force be with you. Top: Bottom: Front: Back: Left: Right: read more

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