February 29, 2024
SUBMISSIVE JESUS Prayer answering talking head: - AUDIBLY ANSWERS YOUR PRAYERS
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A RARE ONE OF A KIND GIFT When was the last time you prayed to Jesus and he ACTUALLY ANSWERED YOU? If you're over the age of ten, the answer would be...'uhh like never.' Well, now HE WILL answer you, every time, every prayer. 'The Submissive Jesus prayer answering head works on the same principal as the 'magic 8 ball.' You pray for anything you want, then twist the crown of thorns on Jesus' head. This will force him to emit a loud, helpless yelp, followed by one of 100 random phrases, like "Stop it! I'm just the middle man!" or "What do you want from me, blood?" or "That's it, I'm calling my dad," or 97 additional phrases. This holy head stands 8" tall, operates on three AAA batteries (not included - sorry, but Jesus is too important to supply his own batteries) and comes with a 25 page comedy instruction booklet (how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, among other things), and two bonus coupons (dinner for two with God in Heaven and a 'Freedom from Hell'). A lot of thought and design has gone into this, and anyone with a rational sense of humor will enjoy The Submissive Jesus for years. This is the perfect gag gift for all the Atheists and Agnostics in your circle. It's also a great gift for that gullibeliever you probably know. See all our funny commercials at LIMITED SUPPLY - LESS THAN 1,800 LEFT IN FACTORY IN VENTORY MONEY
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